Say some bad hombres invaded your school long after the legend of Harry Potter had vanished.
And they used the sectumsempra curse during the sorting hat ceremony.
What would you do? You’d fight back.
You’d fight back with everything you had.
But these guys. These guys don’t mess around.
No, they really don’t mess around.
Then again, neither do you.
But hey, it’s all good fun in the end.